Reid My Lips

From Taradise: "Meeting up with Paris and Paris was such a highlight in Greece. Dancing at the clubs was a blast, ... There are just certain people you know you'll always have fun with, and Paris (Hilton) is definitely one of those people" - Tara Reid


Then this happened:


Paris, what the hell? One season you're on the smash hit Taradise partying it up for free with Tara, and the next you're a total hater. Are you jealous because she has larger natural breasts than you do?

Well, what comes around goes around. Grow some balls, Paris. Tara Reid is from Jersey - she knows what being a reject is about. You on the other hand, lose your composure and smear your mascara. Crying girls look haggard as fuck Paris, and you definitely fit that description.

And then you go and do this, Paris. A DUI? "I didn't run over anyone. I didn't get a DUI (drunk driving ticket). I didn't go to rehab. Colin Farrell? You watch that guy smoking cigarettes, every other word is f**k, f**k, f**k, 'I'll screw any girl in the world.'" -Tara

Winner? Tara Reid. She may not get laid because she is fugged out, but that means she probably less likely to have Herpes. And she always has that acting career to fall back on, right?