9.18.2006
Terrible news on the boob front
This weekend Perez Hilton reported our girl Tara recently got surgery to reduce the size of her modest, natural looking implants. This is ridiculous! If anything, a size boost will help her career. Anna Nicole Smith gets her breast implants reduced and look what happens. Coked out on TrimSpa and now a dead son.
Besides, look at all the cool things Tara could do with her boobs:
Storage space in her inter-breast canyon!
Dress levitator!
What Tara really needs is Laser Vaginal Rejuventation. I heard that shit is the bomb!
R.I.P. Tara Reid's breast implants. We hardly knew you.
Besides, look at all the cool things Tara could do with her boobs:
Storage space in her inter-breast canyon!
Dress levitator!
What Tara really needs is Laser Vaginal Rejuventation. I heard that shit is the bomb!
R.I.P. Tara Reid's breast implants. We hardly knew you.
// posted by Josh Oooh Ahh @ 12:25 AM 
